Grey is out this morning and I have had a look at his emails. I find he has grassed me up with the Janitor. I quote from a message he sent to her earlier.
“Interesting that you say Mollie is behaving herself. Well she was until last night. I came in from having had dinner with Bernie, and went to bed. M was asleep on her mat by the telly. An hour or so later, I went for a pee and must have gone back to bed without properly closing the door. Halfway through the night I woke up briefly and was aware of a black furry thing fast asleep on the goatskin mat by the side of the bed. She must have sneaked in during the early hours. Apart from a quick bark when she thought she had detected something outside, she was out blotto and no effort by me short of physically picking her up and throwing her downstairs could persuade her to leave. So I went back to sleep and we both woke up at about 8:45! So tonight I will have to barricade the door, but I fear I might have changed her expectations as to the best place to sleep. Either it is a hard and draughty spot by the telly, or a nice cosy niche on a goatskin rug. mmmmmm tricky choice so enforcement tonight may be blogworthy.”
Well, the truth is that I went upstairs to check him as he was making funny noises in his sleep. I thought we were under attack by aliens and went to see if he was safe. My barking sent the aliens away and I stayed by his side for the rest of the night just to make sure all was well. Some thanks I get. Well tonight, there will be no messing. He can sleep on the cold floor by the telly, and I will be upstairs…….must go now, I can hear him coming back from seeing his massage lady in the village.
This afternoon the weather was starting to close in so Grey took me up to Lassare for a thorough tennis ball workout. We found some snow and mud which suited me fine.
Got back and the miserable person made me wait until 5pm for my measly ration of dog food. I was famished and bolted it all down in a couple of minutes. I am posting this and then its the long kip while Grey is playing with his computer.
Nighty night. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
